1.
Take advantage of a human glitch in the education
system.
2. Get better gradesin tougher
courses.
3. Get better grades in boring courses.
4. Pad your GPA during the school's down time.
Well,
you've made it this far, and some of the tricks have
been intense. If you've applied some of these strategies
before finishing the book, you're probably starting
to understand why these strategies work so effectively.
You've figured out that the key to college success
is doing the opposite of what most students would
do (given the same situation).
However, this next strategy is not
as intense as the others. Matter of fact, it doesn't
require you to "do things differently," but rather
to "think differently." I call this "Boring is Better."
This
has to be the easiest "trick" you can apply while
you're in college. Again, most students don't know
about it. Like the others, I kind of stumbled across
this one by accident too. Easy isn't the only thing
that separates this strategy from the others, it's
the fact that I couldn't prove this one until "after"
I became a professor.
"Boring
is Better" supports my theory that classes offered
over the summer term are usually easier. Therefore,
I believe you should always take your toughest and
most boring courses over the summer terms.
Although
I can't see you, I can feel you squirming in you chair
with a perplexed look on your face. Your argument
might be, "Summer terms are usually shorter, so wouldn't
that make the class more difficult?" You might
even add, "Who in their right mind would want to take
physics or calculus crammed into 6 or 12 weeks?"
These,
and any other arguments you might have, would all be
legitimate, but allow me to prove why boring is always
better. There are two key points to make.
Boring
is Better Rationale
First, if
you were here standing next to me, and I started punching
you in your arm with all my strength, but you couldn't
go anywhere, would you rather I punch you in the arm
for six weeks or 16 weeks? Now, you're probably saying,
"I wouldn't want you to punch me at all," but the reality
is that as long as you're a college student, you will
get punched. The only option you have is for how long?
Therefore, I would suggest you choose to get "punched"
by that boring or tough professor or course for a shorter
duration. It only makes common sense (I told you it
would come in handy).
Second
(and this is something I found out after I became a
professor), a college professor is usually on a nine-month
contract. That means that most professors get summers
off. I found out that most professors usually decide
to teach during the summer for one or two reasons.
The first reason is to earn extra money. Hopefully,
that doesn't come as a surprise
to you; but the second reason might. If professors
don't need to earn extra money, they may choose to teach
over the summer to finish projects they started during
the fall and spring terms (i.e., writing a book, doing
research, etc.) Having access to their office computer
and campus resources can really be a big plus for them;
not to mention, being in an academic environment helps
them stay focused.
The
second point is so critical because if professors are
primarily focused on earning extra money or completing
their books and research projects, who are they NOT
focusing on? That's right, YOU! Unfortunately, students
are third on the priority list. I mentioned early in
the book that teachers are human beings. If you believe
that, ask yourself this question, "If you were a professor, and you needed to earn extra money
and/or complete your research project, would you bust
your hump teaching if your two primary goals were already
guaranteed?" I didn't think so.
It
is human nature not to work hard if you don't really
have to and especially if there's no incentive. Don't
just take my word for it, ask
any of your friends.
The
ironic thing is this, since the summer semesters are
shorter, it actually requires more work on the professor's
part to prepare. owever, very few professors put forth
that effort. The exception to my theory is adjunct
professors (those who teach part-time). They have nothing
to lose, they already have an outside job that pays
them more than teaching does; they don't have to publish
any books or articles to keep their jobs, so they're
only focus is you. Avoid adjuncts at all costs during
the summer.
On
the other hand, those nine-month professors, who find
themselves having to squeeze their 16-week course into
12 or six weeks, understand that unless they shave some
of the requirements (the key concept here), creating
a thorough course would be like mission impossible.
Hindsight
is 4.0/4.0
As a student,
I figured this strategy out by accident (like most of
them). I happened to review a copy of my college transcript
during my junior year. I noticed that I never made
anything less than an "A" during the summer term (which
I always attended). However, I had taken my toughest
and most boring courses over the summer. It just didn't
make any sense, until I figured it out.
During
the fall and the spring term, when students may have
to take four tests in any given class,
that same class may require only two tests if
taken over the summer. The professor who requires you to write five papers during the
course of the fall and spring terms, may only require
you to do two or three during the summer term.
Are
you following the logic here? No professor worth their
salt can look themselves in the mirror with a clear
conscience and expect you to thoroughly understand in
six weeks what their previous classes "A" learn in 16
weeks. The only logical solution would be to reduce
the requirements, relax a little on the details, inflate the grades to balance the scales, or whatever strategy
he or she can come up with to have a clear conscience.
If
you don't believe this happens, explain to me how a
student in high school can fail 36 weeks of math and
English and go to summer school and pass both classes
in only six to eight weeks? No one ever said the system
was perfect. I'm just telling you
to allow the system to work for you instead of against
you. It's already set up in your favor.
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