Poor Tom the Turkey is down on his luck,
He sat on some gum, and his feathers got stuck!
Now he's embarrassed with a naked behind?
Since this season's for giving, won't you be kind?
Help him to see how life is so blessed,
Grab a feather and give thanks-to get his rear dressed.
When Tom the Turkey has plumage galore,
We can all see what we're thankful for!
Written by: Alex, your fabulously cheesy RA
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