1.Two meals per day is standard
+ 2.Quarters are gold
3.Squirt guns = Stress relief.
4.Going to the mailbox was never an ego booster/breaker before. 5.Your bookstore bill will almost equal tuition
6.You never realized that so many people were smarter than you!
7.Instant messenger becomes an addiction. 8.E-mail becomes your second language. 9.College students throw paper
airplanes too.
10.College football is the coolest thing on the planet
11.Western Europe could be wiped out by a horrible plague and you wouldn't know, but you can recite last week's re-run of The Simpsons verbatim.
12.Cartoons are for all ages, especially Scooby Doo. 13.Disney movies are more than just classics. 14.You will never rent more movies in . your life
15. Procrastination is an art form. 16. Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them or lock
17 Care packages are right up there with birthdays.
18. Nothing you want to register for will be open. 19 Classes... the later the better.
20. Asleep by 2:30 am is an early night.
21. Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.
22 The only time to dress up is when your jeans are dirty. 23 Showers become less important; sleep becomes more important.
24 Creativity in the dining halls is key...
25 Dishes smell after days of piling up.
26. Cereal makes a meal any time of the day.
27. New additions to food groups: ramen and pizza. 28.Everyone is only nice for the first week. After that, no matter how nice you are, some people just won't smile back. 29. Yet… You are never alone!
30. You realize college is the ideal lifestyle, except for those pesky classes...
From the 2013 version of the site. Details, prices and links may be out of date, so check them against your own campus policies.