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Chuck Norris Bulletin Board
Other Considerations: Check out different websites for Chuck Norris jokes and pictures, or make up your own. Make sure to use some of the jokes as part of your door tags. They are big attention grabbers and people will be laughing for the next few weeks!
 
1. Chuck Norris doesn't own a house, he walks into random houses and people move.
2. When Chuck Norris does pushups he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
3. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
4. A Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face is the prefered method of execution in 16 states.
5. Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before crossing the street, he just roundhouse kicks any cars that get too close.
6. Scientists estimate that the total energy given off during the "Big Bang" is equal to one CNRhK ( Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
7. Contrary to popular belief the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship went off-course and hit Chuck Norris while he was backstroking across the Atlantic.
8. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
9. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard, just another fist.
Stephen P
Southern Arkansas University
sjpennington8423(at)stumail(dot)saumag(dot).edu?
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