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You Might Be a College Student If... Bulletin Board

Description:

I made up a few of these college spin-offs of Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a redneck if..." I decorated the board to look like a college room. I stapled Ramen noodle packages and dirty socks to the floor along with balled up paper and things I found laying around my own room. I pasted the quotes around the "room". Here are a few I used. You can make up your own. This bulletin board won Bulletin Board of the Month, and everyone thought it was hilarious!
  You might be a college student if...
~ you talk the pizza hut delivery man more than you talk to your parents.
~you consider milk crates fine furniture
~you've ever said, "Does this smell too dirty to wear again?"
~You've ever written a check for $0.75
~you use bed sheets for curtains
~you take 15 minute naps
~you consider Ramen noodles and a soda a well-balanced meal
~the only reason your bed is made is because your parents are coming to visit, or you just never unmade it!

Other Considerations:

You can even have your residents make up a few. It is a lot of fun...and everyone can relate!

Name:    Jessica C.
School:  Winthrop University ~ Wofford Hall email:   [email removed]

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